Yes. That's right, some companies give insurance policies in the event of an alien abduction. The manner in which they do it is just silly: they sell a certificate as a policy for $9.95. It's like an infommercial. At 4AM. In the Middleofnowhere, Kansas.
(Cue Billy Mays) But Wait, There's More!!!
The St. Lawrence Agency has reportedly "paid out at least two claims"! Thats right everyone! Some lucky duo has successfully proven that they were indeed abducted by aliens.
But don't worry, the St. Lawrence Agency didn't want to look like the fools in this one, so they pay out the claimant in a very intelligent way: they pay $1 per year until death or a million years pass... WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
That settles it. These people are clearly the STUPIDEST people in the world.
Until I find someone else who is even stupider
(The Stupidest People In the World will be a recurring column on The Choaf Blog, whenever we find people so contemptibly unintelligent that we can't help but show you their idiocy)
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